What I Do For A Living

Hi-de-ho!

Many people say "just what is it that you do all day?" And I generally say "Chillin'" - which might be a bit of a fib. No, what I do is make necessarially complex.

Anyway, so far today I have done the following;

a) Been to the dentist
b) Discussed a webpage design with a Catholic priest who dresses up as the real Santa Claus
c) Helped produce the following list of topics for a talk-show interview;

1.Sex,
2.Death
3.Money
4.Religion
5.Politics
6.Children
7.Education
8.Cooking
9.Health
10.Environment
11.Vacations
12.Prayer
13.Family
14.Technology
15.Evolution
16.Highway systems
17.1st boyfriend
18.Parents
19.Healthcare
20.Employment
21.Houses
22.Fashion
23.Shoes
24.Movies
25.Music
26.Internet
27.Theater
28.Celebrities
29.Christmas
30.Thanksgiving
31.Independence Day
32.History
33.Geography
34.Math
35.Languages
36.Canada
37.Mexico
38.Ohio
39.Auto industry
40.Sports
41.Dancing
42.Romantic Dinner
43.Romance
44.Alcoholism
45.Balancing Checkbooks
46.Accessorizing
47.Violence
48.The Flag
49.Barrack Obama
50.John McCain
51.Hilary Clinton
52.Wrapping presents
53.Laundry
54.Chores
55.The color red
56.Sacred scriptures
57.Swimsuits
58.Exercise
59.Football
60.Furniture
61.Decorating
62.Bishops
63.The Pope
64.Saints
65.Candles
66.garbage day
67.sleeping bags
68.barbecue
69.art
70.text messaging
71.rap music
72.lesbians
73.hair
74.paying your bills
75.light bulbs
76.falling leaves
77.the seasons
78.back hair
79.immigration
80.pop tarts
81.make up
82.7-11
83.Iraq
84.Tattoos
85.Iowa
86.Tennis
87.Brooklyn Bridge
88.Notre Dame
89.ink
90.sororities
91.spelling bees
92.beauty pageants
93.road trip
94.beer
95.drugs
96.diapers
97.in-laws
98.bed wetting
99.drapery
100.flagpoles
101.pantyhose

This is my job, people. God bless America.